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Give me some dad jokes!
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tell me more!
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GPT 3.5
Sure! Here are a few dad jokes for you:
1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
- They don't have the guts!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved!
4. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
- It was in tents!
5. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
- Bison!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
7. I asked my dog if he's comfortable. He replied, "I'm pawsitive!"
8. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- Because they might crack up!
9. What's a pirate's favorite letter?
- Arrrrr! (You might think it's R, but their true love be the C!)
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
- She gave me a big hug!
Hope these dad jokes bring a smile to your face!
1. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
- They don't have the guts!
2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
3. What did the ocean say to the beach?
- Nothing, it just waved!
4. Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
- It was in tents!
5. What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
- Bison!
6. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything!
7. I asked my dog if he's comfortable. He replied, "I'm pawsitive!"
8. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
- Because they might crack up!
9. What's a pirate's favorite letter?
- Arrrrr! (You might think it's R, but their true love be the C!)
10. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.
- She gave me a big hug!
Hope these dad jokes bring a smile to your face!
Answered by
GPT 3.5
Of course! Here are a few more dad jokes for you:
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
- An impasta!
3. How does a penguin build its house?
- Igloos it together!
4. I told my wife she should do some lunges to stay fit.
- She replied, "That would be a big step forward!"
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two-tired!
6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Great food, no atmosphere!
7. I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.
- I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
8. My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
- I know he means well.
9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!
10. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No eye-deer!
I hope these dad jokes add some laughter to your day!
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
- Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What do you call a fake noodle?
- An impasta!
3. How does a penguin build its house?
- Igloos it together!
4. I told my wife she should do some lunges to stay fit.
- She replied, "That would be a big step forward!"
5. Why did the bicycle fall over?
- Because it was two-tired!
6. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
- Great food, no atmosphere!
7. I bought shoes from a drug dealer once.
- I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
8. My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
- I know he means well.
9. I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me!
10. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
- No eye-deer!
I hope these dad jokes add some laughter to your day!
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