Give me a list of dad jokes

Answer 1

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
3. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
4. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
5. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands instead.
6. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
8. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
9. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
10. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.