1. "I always feel like somebody's watching me...and I hope they brought snacks."
2. "I'm not saying my house is haunted, but if my toothbrush starts moving on its own, I'm outta here."
3. "I love the sound of footsteps echoing in an empty house. It's like a free symphony of spooky."
4. "I have a sixth sense...it's called ordering pizza and knowing exactly when it will arrive."
5. "Sometimes I think I can hear voices in my head, but it's just the Kardashians narrating my life."
6. "I talk to myself because I value expert opinions, even if they're coming from inside my own mind."
7. "I tried shushing the voices in my head, but they just started whispering even louder...so I bought earplugs."
8. "I'm pretty sure my house is haunted by a lazy ghost. Things keep disappearing, but they always turn up in the fridge."
Creepy but funny things to say
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