Setting: A high-end electronics store. Ivanka is browsing laptops.
Ivanka: (frustrated) These prices are outrageous! I can’t believe they expect anyone to pay this much!
Store Clerk: (trying to be helpful) I understand your frustration, ma'am. But we do have this model on discount. It’s significantly cheaper.
Ivanka: (dismissively) No, thank you. I want something that’s worth my time. This isn’t worth it!
Store Clerk: (still friendly) I really think you’ll find it to be a great deal.
Ivanka: (angry) I said no! I can’t believe how rude you are for not understanding what I want. I’m leaving!
(Ivanka storms out of the store.)
Scene shifts: The Trump family is gathered in a dimly lit room, brainstorming.
Donald Trump Jr.: (looking around) So what’s the plan? We need money and fast!
Ivanka: (determined) We can take what we need. I know exactly where to get it.
Barron: You mean... steal?
Tiffany: Are you serious? That’s illegal!
Eric: (shrugging) We’re the Trump kids. What’s the worst that could happen?
Donald: (nodding) Exactly! Let’s do this.
Scene changes: A bank, chaos ensues after a heist.
Security Officer: (over the loudspeaker) Attention! We have a robbery in progress. All employees and customers, stay calm and remain where you are!
(The alarm blares as people panic.)
Security Officer: (frantically checking monitors) I don’t know who did this, but we need to find out!
Scene shifts: Back at home, Ivana discovers something amiss.
Ivana: (frantically checking drawers) Where’s my money and my jewelry? This can’t be happening!
Donald Trump: (walking in) Ivana! Have you seen my credit cards? They’re all gone!
Ivana: (gets a phone call) Hello? Wait, what? You think it was a theft?
Scene shifts to the kids hiding their stolen goods under the car.
Tiffany: (panicking) What do we do? If they find this, we’re toast!
Donald: (smirking) I have an idea. Let’s create a deepfake of security footage.
Barron: (nervously) Are you sure that’s a good idea?
Ivanka: (confident) It’ll work! We just need to make it convincing.
Scene changes: Police and security are investigating.
Security Officer: (reviewing footage) Wait a minute. This doesn’t add up.
Donald Trump: (pointing at the screen) Look! It was Barack Obama!
Kids: (in agreement) Yeah, it’s definitely him!
Ivana: (skeptical) But why does it say Barron, Tiffany, Eric, and Ivanka on here?
(Police arrive at the Trump home, and they find the kids hiding.)
Police Officer: (sternly) We know what you’ve done.
Donald Trump: (frustrated) But we were just trying to protect ourselves!
Ivana: (realizing the truth) This is insane!
Police Officer: (to the kids) You’re under arrest for theft and harassment.
Scene shifts to Barack Obama, addressing the misunderstanding.
Police Officer: (apologetically) We’re so sorry for the confusion, Mr. Obama. It wasn’t you after all.
Barack Obama: (smiling) No hard feelings. Just glad you figured it out.
(As the Trump kids are taken away, Barack watches, relieved.)
(Scene fades out with the kids in handcuffs, Ivana and Donald looking disappointed, and Barack Obama smiling reassuringly.)
End of Scene.