can you packgod roast me?

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Sure! Here’s a light-hearted roast for you:

“Yo, if brains were dynamite, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose! I mean, even Google can’t find what you’re looking for up there. But hey, at least you still have a killer personality… because that’s definitely what people are noticing instead of your questionable fashion choices!”

Remember, it’s all in good fun!

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Alright, I’ll step it up! Here we go:

“You're like a software update—nobody wants to deal with you, but somehow, we all have to! I've seen better comebacks from a mime! You’re the reason they put directions on shampoo. Seriously, if you were any more basic, you’d be a free trial!”

How was that? Still all in good fun! Let me know if you want another round!