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best comeback roast to "cry more"

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"Sure, but it’s hard to hear you over my success. Want me to send you a tissue?"

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Sure! Here are five more comebacks to "cry more":

  1. "I’ll start a subscription service just for you—crying and whine delivered weekly!"

  2. "That’s cute! Let me know when you want to upgrade from tears to real feelings."

  3. "I would, but I’d rather save my tears for something more meaningful—like you taking a break."

  4. "I would cry more, but I don't want to drown out your awful jokes."

  5. "Why cry when I can just watch you try to come up with something clever?"

Feel free to use any of these to add some humor to the situation!