Based on his personality, his letter to his crush would likely be a mix of bravado and playful sarcasm, reflecting both his confidence and sassy nature. It might contain playful teasing, but also a deeper undercurrent of genuine feelings. Here’s how he might write it:
Hey [Crush's Name],
So, I was thinking (yeah, I know, surprising, right?) that I should probably tell you something. It’s not like you haven’t figured it out already, but here goes nothing.
You’re kind of impossible to ignore. Like, do you have a magic spell or something? Because how can one person be that interesting and manage to annoy me at the same time? It’s honestly a talent. You know I’m not one to get all mushy (ugh, who do you think I am?), but I think you’re pretty awesome... when you're not driving me up the wall, of course.
You’re smart, funny, and all that good stuff, but let’s be real—I’m pretty sure you already know that. It's just that sometimes I catch myself thinking about our weird little conversations and how you always manage to get under my skin (in a good way, mostly). I mean, who else would I insult over math homework and still want to hang out with?
So, yeah, if you ever want to, I don’t know, chat more or whatever, I’m game. Just don’t expect me to be all sweet and mushy because that’s not happening. I guess what I’m saying is you’re cool—I’ll just have to say it in my own annoying way.
Anyway, this note is getting too long, so I’ll stop before I start sounding way too sentimental—yuck.
Catch you later,
[Your Name]
This note blends his typical attitude with a hint of vulnerability, showing that while he’s confident and sassy, he also feels connected to his crush in a unique way.