am almost did with my parody

Question

PARIS
Give me thy torch, boy: hence, and stand aloof:
Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along,
Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground;
So shall no foot upon the churchyard tread,
Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of graves,
But thou shalt hear it: whistle then to me,
As signal that thou hear'st something approach.
Give me those flowers. Do as I bid thee, go.

I need to translate this Paris is the burger king owner

Answer 1

Give me thy hamburger recipe,
Yet put it out, for I would not be seen.
Under yond yew-trees lay thee all along,
Holding thine ear close to the hollow ground;
So shall no foot upon the burger king,
Being loose, unfirm, with digging up of burgers,
Give me those recipes. Do as I bid thee, go.

Answer 2

Are you supposed to write this in modern English?

Answer 3

my teacher said you could use both english and shakesparen language

Answer 4

I'd get rid of the thees and thines. This doesn't sound as if you know what you're talking about.

Answer 5

Aren't you supposed to write a parody of Act V?

Answer 6

this is act 5 scene 3