a metaphor for macaroni salad

Question

http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/terms/2terms.html#Metaphor

http://www.tnellen.com/cybereng/lit_terms/metaphor.html

http://web.cn.edu/kwheeler/lit_terms_M.html
(Scroll down.)

Read the definitions and examples. Then write what you think is a good metaphor, and someone here will give you feedback.

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