I need help quick, I need to write a speech with anecdotes and it needs to make the audience laugh.

the title is
How Not To Write A Speech
or
30 Reasons Not To Do A Speech

So what could I use for this?

2 answers

These sites may help you.

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http://www.oldandsold.com/articles09/toast-21.shtml

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Thnks, I'll try them out