Any ideas for an opening sentence pretending to be Lizzie Borden???

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tHANKS,
Cass



have you seen the site crime library. look it up on google and serach for lizzie borden

otherwise -

Lizzie Borden took an axe
And gave her mother forty whacks.
And when she saw what she had done,
She gave her father forty-one.

"My name is Elizabeth Borden, daughter of God, my loving father."