50 random funny things to tell ur best friend

Answer 1

1. Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up.
2. My friend thinks he's smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
3. I asked my friend if he wanted a frozen banana, he said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so yes".
4. I told my friend to stop acting like a flamingo. He had to put his foot down.
5. I told my friend to stop singing Wonderwall. I said maybeeee...
6. I told my friend to stop being a monocle. He couldn't see the joke.
7. I told my friend the secret to immortality. He's still working on applying it.
8. I told my friend to stop being so negative. He replied, "sure, whatever".
9. I asked my friend if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, "sure, but I'm still working on it".
10. I asked my friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He never found me.
11. I told my friend to stop stealing my kitchen utensils. He's a whisk taker.
12. I told my friend to stop standing like a flamingo. He didn't have a leg to stand on.
13. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm in it for the long haul".
14. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I just don't have the legs for it".
15. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to keep my balance".
16. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just putting my best foot forward".
17. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to stand out".
18. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be flamboyant".
19. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just winging it".
20. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to find my footing".
21. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be flamazing".
22. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to stand tall".
23. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to stay afloat".
24. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be the flamingo".
25. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be the best flamingo I can be".
26. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to take flight".
27. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to stand out in the crowd".
28. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to find my place in the world".
29. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be fabulous".
30. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be unique".
31. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be stunning".
32. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be the best version of myself".
33. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be magnificent".
34. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a trendsetter".
35. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a flamboyant flamingo".
36. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fabulous flamingo".
37. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fantastic flamingo".
38. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fierce flamingo".
39. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a feisty flamingo".
40. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fantastic flamboyant flamingo".
41. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fancy flamboyant flamingo".
42. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a funny, fabulous flamingo".
43. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a flamboyant, fabulous flamingo".
44. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fearless, flamboyant flamingo".
45. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fantastic, flamboyant flamingo".
46. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a flamboyant, fabulous flamingo".
47. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a flirty, fabulous flamingo".
48. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a flashy, flamboyant flamingo".
49. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fantastic, flamboyant, fabulous flamingo".
50. I told my friend to stop pretending to be a flamingo. He said, "I'm just trying to be a fun, flamboyant, fabulous flamingo".