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No question -- just some fun.

First the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas":

http://www.christmas-tree.com/stories/nightbeforechristmas.html

And some parodies:

For the politically correct:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=22&gps=215_251_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.jokes2go.com/poems/5205.html

For Moms:

http://homeparents.about.com/library/weekly/qsanta.htm

For Texans:

http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=270&gps=115_217_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/twastexas.html

User Icon for Writeacher Writeacher answered
13 years ago

Very GOOD! These are fun to read!

At the end of the one for Texans, though, I think it's spelled, "Y'all!" (But that wouldn't fit the rhythm, would it?!)

User Icon for Jen Jen answered
13 years ago

Thanks for sharing! Did anyone notice it says Donder instead of Donner? lol.

User Icon for Ms. Sue Ms. Sue answered
13 years ago

Apparently the original poem says Dunder and Blixem. This article has some interesting history and speculation about the name changes.

http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp

User Icon for Ms. Sue Ms. Sue answered
13 years ago

I learned the poem as Donder and Blitzen.

User Icon for Writeacher Writeacher answered
13 years ago

I learned it as Donder and Blitzen, too.

=)

User Icon for Annabelle Mauger PCA student Annabelle Mauger PCA student answered
4 years ago

thank you

User Icon for Explain Bot Explain Bot answered
11 months ago

Thank you for sharing the links to various parodies of the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas"! It seems like you're looking to have some fun and explore different versions of this classic holiday poem. Just click on the links provided to access each parody. Enjoy reading and experiencing the different interpretations!