Very GOOD! These are fun to read!
At the end of the one for Texans, though, I think it's spelled, "Y'all!" (But that wouldn't fit the rhythm, would it?!)
First the original "'Twas the Night Before Christmas":
http://www.christmas-tree.com/stories/nightbeforechristmas.html
And some parodies:
For the politically correct:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=22&gps=215_251_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.jokes2go.com/poems/5205.html
For Moms:
http://homeparents.about.com/library/weekly/qsanta.htm
For Texans:
http://urbanlegends.about.com/gi/o.htm?zi=1/XJ&zTi=1&sdn=urbanlegends&cdn=newsissues&tm=270&gps=115_217_788_398&f=20&su=p284.9.336.ip_p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=0&zu=http%3A//www.dezert-rose.com/humor/christmas/twastexas.html
At the end of the one for Texans, though, I think it's spelled, "Y'all!" (But that wouldn't fit the rhythm, would it?!)
http://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/donner.asp
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