Question

dad: its my birthday. and my son got me two presents. he drew me this picture, which is crap, and he got me a stick fro mthe park he thought id like. now before you start hating on me, let me mention hes a TWENTY-THREE YEAR OLD BANK MANAGER!

Answer 1

Happy birthday — and I totally get the mix of amused, disappointed, and proud feelings.

A few ways you can handle it, depending on the vibe you want:

1) Be gracious (keeps the relationship strong)
- Short line: “Thanks — I love it. Really appreciate you thinking of me.”
- Slightly warmer: “This made my day. The picture and the thought mean more than anything.”

2) Playful roast (light teasing if that’s your normal banter)
- “A stick and a masterpiece — you nailed it, son. Best. Gift. Ever.”
- “At least the stick doesn’t need batteries. Good call.”

3) Turn it into something tangible/fun
- Frame the drawing or stick it on the fridge; it makes the effort visible and honors the moment.
- Make the stick a prop: walking stick, plant stake, or a coat hook — show you value the thought.

4) Honest-but-kind feedback (for future birthdays)
- “I love that you thought of me. Next time, if you want ideas, tell me and I’ll give a few.”
- “I appreciate this — if you ever want to pick something I’d use, I can give a list.”

5) If you want to signal gentle disappointment without hurting him
- “Thanks — the thought means a lot. I also like useful gifts, so if you ever want ideas I’ll share them.”

If you want, tell me which tone fits you and I’ll craft a one-liner or short message you can say/text.