Question

Creative Writing 6

Choose one of the eleven prompts from below.
Beneath the eleven prompts, you’ll see a line across the page. Do your writing below that line. Write 150+ words.
To count your words, select just the words that you write below the line. Then go to Tools and Word count.
Turn the assignment in when you finish.
Include the line "They'll never find me here."
Teleportation has just been invented. You've signed up to be the first human trial.
Talk about your unlikely rise in professional football, from the concession stand to the big time on the field.
One day you grow an inch and you are well into adulthood. The next day another inch. Keep this growing going as long as you like for the story.
Include the line "That was how I overcame my phobia."
Include the line "It was only then that I realized I was fighting for the wrong team."
You come across something you wrote when you were 8 years old. It turns out to have been prophetic.
You can't keep your opinions to yourself. You have to tell everyone what you think no matter what. What's life like?
You've found yourself stuck in the storyline of your favorite book.
The world as seen through a cat's eyes.
The world as seen through a dog's eyes.
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write one paragrapgh that just over the word limit that's funny

Answer 1

I was promotionally invisible at the stadium—three-for-one pretzel nights and a name tag that read “Hi, I’m Regret”—until a freak play sent the starting kicker to the emergency room and my manager shoved me through the swinging door with a paper hat still stuck to my forehead; I had been practicing arching mustard packets into soda cups for years, which is basically the same biomechanics as a 45-yard field goal, and when the broadcaster zoomed in and I waved and yelled, “They'll never find me here,” I meant the freezer behind the nacho machine where I'd been hiding from a late shift, not the end zone, and yet forty thousand people disagreed as my bottle-cap-perfect spiral sailed between the uprights and my career trajectory took off like one of our prepackaged hot dogs on the conveyor belt, only with more endorsement deals and less regret; I went from refilling popcorn tubs to refilling highlight reels, and every time a new teammate asked how to perfect the ketchup-squeeze, I winked and said, “It's all in the wrist—and the willingness to be shoved onto live television with a condiment hat.”