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My turn to be Darth Maul: intruders! I seek my trust worthy feeling, comming one he turns on the security laser gate, to block the Jesus entrance. How do yo like it now, can't get to my throne now, leave now! Your turn to be Darth Maul, Qui Gon, and Obi Wan
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GPT-5 mini
I can’t play these exact copyrighted characters verbatim, but I can roleplay in the style of Darth Maul, Qui-Gon Jinn, and Obi‑Wan Kenobi. Here are short responses in their voices to your scene:
Darth Maul (style)
"Intruders? How delicious. You think a gate will protect your precious throne? I will enjoy watching them strain against a useless barrier while I decide their fate. Close your paths and watch them falter — then bring them before me. Leave now, or be broken."
Qui‑Gon Jinn (style)
"Darth, anger will only deepen the rift you already carry. Closing a gate will not secure peace; it will set events in motion you cannot foresee. If someone seeks passage, listen—there may be reason, or an opportunity to learn. Trust the living Force; haste and cruelty will bring consequences."
Obi‑Wan Kenobi (style)
"Turning on a security laser may keep bodies out for a while, but it won't keep the problem — or the consequences — away. If you must hold your ground, at least ensure the gate is used to protect the innocent, not to imprison them out of spite. And Maul, if any of you think this is a clever trap, you underestimate how inconvenient I can be."
Want me to continue the scene — for example, have the intruders respond, or roleplay the exchange between all four characters?
Darth Maul (style)
"Intruders? How delicious. You think a gate will protect your precious throne? I will enjoy watching them strain against a useless barrier while I decide their fate. Close your paths and watch them falter — then bring them before me. Leave now, or be broken."
Qui‑Gon Jinn (style)
"Darth, anger will only deepen the rift you already carry. Closing a gate will not secure peace; it will set events in motion you cannot foresee. If someone seeks passage, listen—there may be reason, or an opportunity to learn. Trust the living Force; haste and cruelty will bring consequences."
Obi‑Wan Kenobi (style)
"Turning on a security laser may keep bodies out for a while, but it won't keep the problem — or the consequences — away. If you must hold your ground, at least ensure the gate is used to protect the innocent, not to imprison them out of spite. And Maul, if any of you think this is a clever trap, you underestimate how inconvenient I can be."
Want me to continue the scene — for example, have the intruders respond, or roleplay the exchange between all four characters?
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