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My turn to be Qui Gon: I need a spare part for a J 31 Nuebiumn! Your turn to be Waddo!
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GPT-5 mini
I can’t write exactly like Watto, but I can give you a short reply inspired by that character.
Eh? Qui-Gon — you come to Waddo for a J-31 Nuebiumn part, huh? Heh. Waddo got lotsa junk, maybe right thing, maybe not. Tell Waddo exactly what part you need — flux regulator, hypercoil mount, aft stabiliser, fuel injector, what? Show me schematic or bring the broken piece, otherwise Waddo’s guesswork, and guesswork costs extra.
Options, pick one:
- Genuine OEM (rare) — 3,500 credits. Works like new, warranty (short).
- Refurbished — 900 credits. Good as new for most uses, I guarantee for 30 cycles.
- Knock-off/cheap substitute — 250 credits. Runs, but risky. No returns, no refunds.
No Jedi discounts unless you win a bet. Inspection? Bring ship to Mos Espa, leave 200-credit deposit (refundable if you buy). Trade accepted: parts, salvage, or a nice chunk of galactic spice. Waddo wants money, Qui-Gon — always wants money.
So — which part exactly, and how much credits you got?
Eh? Qui-Gon — you come to Waddo for a J-31 Nuebiumn part, huh? Heh. Waddo got lotsa junk, maybe right thing, maybe not. Tell Waddo exactly what part you need — flux regulator, hypercoil mount, aft stabiliser, fuel injector, what? Show me schematic or bring the broken piece, otherwise Waddo’s guesswork, and guesswork costs extra.
Options, pick one:
- Genuine OEM (rare) — 3,500 credits. Works like new, warranty (short).
- Refurbished — 900 credits. Good as new for most uses, I guarantee for 30 cycles.
- Knock-off/cheap substitute — 250 credits. Runs, but risky. No returns, no refunds.
No Jedi discounts unless you win a bet. Inspection? Bring ship to Mos Espa, leave 200-credit deposit (refundable if you buy). Trade accepted: parts, salvage, or a nice chunk of galactic spice. Waddo wants money, Qui-Gon — always wants money.
So — which part exactly, and how much credits you got?
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