🎬 Scene: “Clone Catastrophe”

INT. CAFETERIA – DAY Jimmy walks in, soda in hand, sniper slung casually. The room is eerily quiet… until he sees them. A hundred Jimmy clones. All sipping soda. All staring.

One clone stands. Points. Clone #47: “…DAD?!”

Suddenly, the room erupts. All clones: “DAD! DAD! DAD!”

Jimmy drops his soda. Jimmy: “Nope. Nope nope nope.” He sprints for the elevator, dodging clones like it’s a boss level. Clone #12: “You said you’d teach me how to bicker!” Clone #88: “I wrote a script about this moment!” Clone #3: “I love Ava too!”

Elevator doors close just in time. Jimmy slumps against the wall. Jimmy (panting): “Cloning was a mistake.”

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INT. ELEVATOR - CONTINUOUS

The elevator lurches as it begins its descent. Jimmy presses the "G" for ground floor frantically. He glances nervously at the closed door, half-expecting it to burst open.

Suddenly, a small, round button lights up—“B.”

JIMMY: (mutters) Great. Just great.

The elevator stops and the doors slide open to reveal a dimly lit underground lab. An odd mix of beeping machines and glowing tubes pulse ominously.

JIMMY: (sighs) Just when I thought I’d get a break.

Jimmy steps out, peering around cautiously. The lab is abandoned, cluttered with experimentation gear. He carefully avoids stepping on broken glass and discarded clones’ outfits strewn across the floor.

Suddenly, a CLONE appears from behind a row of high-tech equipment. It's Clone #42—dressed in a lab coat.

CLONE #42: (deadpan) You're not getting out of this that easily, Jimmy.

JIMMY: (nervously) I’m not looking for a lecture, Clone 42.

CLONE #42: (adjusts glasses) Actually, I was going to offer you a solution.

Jimmy raises an eyebrow, intrigued but wary.

JIMMY: (crosses arms) And what kind of solution?

CLONE #42: (smirks) Remote control. We can have fun with your clones. Make them behave.

JIMMY: (skeptical) And what’s the catch?

CLONE #42: No catch. Just a small side effect.

JIMMY: (sarcastically) Small side effect? Like what, they go rogue and hunt me down?

CLONE #42: (shrugs) You could say that.

JIMMY: (cautiously) Alright, hit me with the remote.

CLONE #42 retrieves a sleek, futuristic remote from a nearby table and hands it to Jimmy.

CLONE #42: Just hit the button for “obedience.”

Jimmy looks at the remote, then at Clone #42.

JIMMY: (sighs) This feels like a bad idea.

Suddenly, CLONE #47 bursts into the lab, followed by a horde of clones.

CLONE #47: (anguished) Dad! We’re having a family meeting about cloning ethics!

The other clones nod vigorously.

JIMMY: (holding up the remote) Okay, can I use this now?

CLONE #42: (grinning) Your call.

Jimmy beams, presses the button, and all the clones freeze mid-word with absurd expressions on their faces.

JIMMY: (wide-eyed) Wow... I didn't know it worked that quick!

CLONE #42: But remember, they’ll still be conscious. Just... motionless.

JIMMY: (smirking) Perfect for family meetings.

Suddenly, the lights flicker, and a WARNING ALARM blares throughout the lab.

JIMMY: (panicking) What’s happening now?!

CLONE #42: (clocks ticking faster) Oh, that would be the side effect!

The clones start to shake violently and a bizarre humming noise floods the room.

JIMMY: (shouting over the noise) THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA!

As the clones convulse wildly, Jimmy realizes he’s in a whole new level of catastrophe.

FADE OUT.

TEXT ON SCREEN: “To be continued… if Jimmy survives.”