Title: "Lil Belly Butt Cheese: The Poop Deck Anthem"
(Verse 1)
Yo, it’s Lil Belly, comin’ at ya with the groove,
Rappin’ 'bout my life, makin’ dookie moves,
I’m the king of the bathroom, throne’s my empire,
I drop more heat than a toilet seat on fire!
Rollin’ through the halls, I’m struttin’ like a peacock,
Got that bathroom flair, man, I can’t be stopped,
Poop emojis in my pocket, toilet paper bling,
When I flush it down, the whole world sings!
(Chorus)
I got that butt cheese funk, like a skunk at noon,
Droppin’ bombs so big, you can call me typhoon,
From the pantry to the seat, I spread joy like butter,
When you hear my bars, make you laugh 'til you stutter!
(Verse 2)
I’m the cologne of chaos, fragrance of despair,
Got the neighbors scared, like a rogue bear,
When I hit the bathroom, it’s a “no shows” zone,
I’ll leave you breathless, like you’re stuck in a cyclone!
In the land of the sittin’, I reign supreme,
Doodoo dreams, got the whole crew on my team,
With a plunger in my hand, I’m the plumbing knight,
If you step to my throne, we gon' battle tonight!
(Chorus)
I got that butt cheese funk, like a skunk at noon,
Droppin’ bombs so big, you can call me typhoon,
From the pantry to the seat, I spread joy like butter,
When you hear my bars, make you laugh 'til you stutter!
(Bridge)
Flicking the switch, watch the waterfall flow,
Got my toilet bowl spinning like a showbiz pro,
With my rap skills, I’m a toilet seat poet,
Pull the lever for laughs, come on, just throw it!
(Verse 3)
Got that doodoo dollar, man, I’m rich in style,
In the game of life, I play it with a smile,
My lyrics hit harder than a truck made of clay,
When the beat drops, it’s a “potty” ballet!
So here’s to the homies with their bathroom tales,
Ridin’ on the waves of the epic poop trails,
Livin’ large like a king with a toilet made of gold,
In a world full of toilet humor, I’m livin’ bold!
(Chorus)
I got that butt cheese funk, like a skunk at noon,
Droppin’ bombs so big, you can call me typhoon,
From the pantry to the seat, I spread joy like butter,
When you hear my bars, make you laugh 'til you stutter!
(Outro)
So here’s the secret: life’s a laughter pun,
With Lil Belly Butt Cheese, we’re always havin’ fun,
Next time you see me, just remember this beat,
We’ll be laughin’ 'bout the poop, life can’t be beat!
(End)
Yeah, that’s right, I’m the master of the flow,
In a world full of trouble, let the good times roll!