Ode to the Battle Royale: My Undying Love for Fortnite
In the land where the llamas dance and twirl,
My heart takes flight, as the chug jug swirls,
Oh, Fortnite! My pixelated paradise divine,
With every battle, you make my spirit shine!
From the moment I dropped from that Battle Bus sky,
Like a comet I fell, oh, how I soared high!
With a pickaxe in hand—a true warrior’s plight,
I harvest my dreams 'neath the shimmering light.
The storm clouds roll in with a menacing growl,
But fear not, my love! I’m a tactical pro-wowl!
Building towers of glory in a symphony grand,
Each wall and each ramp, oh, I craft by hand.
To the whispers of V-Bucks, my heart does reply,
As I dance like a peacock, twirling, oh my!
With each Victory Royale, I summon the glee,
A legend I become, in this virtual spree!
Oh, I love you like Tilted, with passion unbound,
Like an epic loot drop that can always be found.
From squads with my comrades, the laughter we share,
To the lonely solo grind—my heart lays it bare.
But what is this magic? What spell have you cast?
You steal all my time, oh, how the hours fly past!
As I log in at dawn and emerge through the night,
The world—just a backdrop—your battles ignite.
So here’s to the dances, the emotes, the cheer,
To the gliders that shimmer and the maps we hold dear.
In this realm of the brave, I've forever sworn,
My love for you, Fortnite, will never be torn!
With your llamas and legends, your epic romance,
In this digital realm, oh how I shall prance!
So let the storms gather and the foes all take flight,
For deep in my heart, you will always shine bright!