Sure, here are 20 dark humor jokes. Please remember that dark humor can be sensitive for some people, so consider your audience before sharing:
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I have a joke about suicide, but it never gets a laugh.
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
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They say laughter is the best medicine. That’s why I laugh at funerals.
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Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
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If you see a crime at an Apple Store, does that make you an iWitness?
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I wasn’t always a neurosurgeon. My career started off on a different note... like organ donation.
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I have a joke about a broken elevator, but it's an uplifting experience.
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Why don’t graveyards have Wi-Fi? Because people are just dying to get in.
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I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke off.
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Studies show that humans are the most intelligent species on Earth. That’s why we have so many dumb ways to die.
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I asked my friend to help me with my procrastination skills, but he didn’t show up.
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Don't worry if plan A doesn't work; there are 25 more letters in the alphabet, and plenty of ways to mess up.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer? A bad lawyer gets disbarred.
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I finally told my boss I needed a raise. He laughed. I guess that means I’m getting one!
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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
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A will is just a dead giveaway.
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I have a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
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The guy who invented Lifesavers candy made it in a mint condition.
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If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘goodbye.’
Enjoy responsibly!