Cat jokes

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Sure! Here are some purr-fectly amusing cat jokes for you:

  1. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? Because it wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!

  2. What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain!

  3. Why did the cat join Instagram? To improve its purr-sonal brand!

  4. What do you get when you cross a cat with a dark horse? A kitty on the other side!

  5. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!

  6. Why did the cat wear a fur coat in the summer? Because it wanted to look "claw-some"!

  7. What did the cat say when it lost all its money? I’m paw!

  8. Why did the cat go to medical school? Because it wanted to become a purr-amedic!

Hope these made you smile!