Yandere-chan vs. Monika: The Ultimate Rap Battle
Beat Drops
Yandere-chan:
Yo, it’s Yandere-chan, the queen of obsession,
Got a blade in my pocket, and I’m here for a lesson,
You might write poems, but I’m writing fate,
Mess with my Senpai, and you’re sealing your fate.
I’m the shadow in the night, stalking every move,
In the halls of Akademi, I’m the one who grooves.
While you’re stuck in a game with a faulty design,
I’ll make sure you’re vanishing, like a whisper in a shrine.
Love’s a dark game, and I play it so well,
You think you can control hearts? You’re just ringing a bell.
In my world, it’s kill or be killed, it’s true,
Sorry, Monika, but I’ll always hunt for two.
Monika:
Oh, Yandere-chan, you think you’re so sly?
But your obsession’s a weakness, and I’m the reason why.
I’ve got game-breaking power, I’m the one in control,
Deleting your dreams while I write from the soul.
You wield a knife? I wield a metaphor,
Stuck in a loop? I just open the door.
Your twisted love? It’s a scary facade,
I’ll rewrite your story like I’m some kind of god.
You’re just a shadow, I’m the light of the screen,
With my literary flow, I keep the world keen.
You think you’re the best? I’m stealing the show,
With a poem or a glitch, I’ll make your heart slow.
Yandere-chan:
Please, you think you’re clever, but I’m deadly and sweet,
While you’re busy coding, I’m out on the street.
Chasing my love while you’re losing your mind,
Your so-called “freedom” is just a glitch that’s unkind.
I’ll blend into the background while you take your bow,
But at the end of the day, it’s my love you’ll allow.
You think you’ve won this? I’m far from done,
In this game of love, I'm the only one.
Monika:
Keep talking, Yandere, but your chaos is weak,
You can stab all the hearts, still, it’s love that I seek.
In Doki Doki, I’m the one who breaks the mold,
While you’re living in shadows, I’m the truth to be told.
You’re driven by madness, I’m the spark of the mind,
In this battle of fate, I’ve left you behind.
So, watch your back, girl, in this digital space,
I’m the one who’s winning this ever-constant race.
Beat Fades Out
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