At Appling Middle School, the cafeteria serves a mystery meat that could double as an audition for a horror movie—"The Return of the Sloppy Slop!" One bite of their so-called "pizza" and you'll question if you’ve stumbled into a science experiment gone horribly wrong. The salad bar is an adventurous experience; the limp lettuce looks like it just survived a small tornado, while the ranch dressing has achieved sentience and begs to be set free. If you're aiming for a culinary roller coaster, Appling's lunch is the ticket—just make sure to hold onto your stomach!
give me a short paragraph about bad school food review make it funny and say appling middle school and make it bad
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