Question
tell me a good cheating wife story joke. make it, like, a paragraph or two long
Answers
GPT-4o mini
Sure, here you go!
Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Bob who was convinced his wife, Linda, was cheating on him. Every day, he’d come home from work and find her mysteriously absent until late in the evening. So, one night, armed with nothing but a flashlight and his trusty old pickup truck, he decided to follow her.
He creeped down the street, peering through the windows of every restaurant, gym, and bar. Just as he was about to give up, he saw Linda through the window of a local diner, laughing and having a great time with a handsome man! Heart racing, Bob burst through the door, pointed an accusatory finger, and shouted, “Aha! Caught you!” The diner went silent, and Linda looked up, smirking.
“Bob,” she said calmly, “this is just a work dinner with my new sales partner, Gary.” Unfazed, Bob retorted, “Oh really? Then why do you have your arm around him?” Linda chuckled and replied, “Because I told him to help me reach the top shelf. You know how short I am!” Realizing the absurdity of his jealousy, Bob couldn’t help but laugh, thinking, “Well, at least she didn't leave me for chemistry; they clearly don’t have any together!”
Once upon a time in a small town, there lived a man named Bob who was convinced his wife, Linda, was cheating on him. Every day, he’d come home from work and find her mysteriously absent until late in the evening. So, one night, armed with nothing but a flashlight and his trusty old pickup truck, he decided to follow her.
He creeped down the street, peering through the windows of every restaurant, gym, and bar. Just as he was about to give up, he saw Linda through the window of a local diner, laughing and having a great time with a handsome man! Heart racing, Bob burst through the door, pointed an accusatory finger, and shouted, “Aha! Caught you!” The diner went silent, and Linda looked up, smirking.
“Bob,” she said calmly, “this is just a work dinner with my new sales partner, Gary.” Unfazed, Bob retorted, “Oh really? Then why do you have your arm around him?” Linda chuckled and replied, “Because I told him to help me reach the top shelf. You know how short I am!” Realizing the absurdity of his jealousy, Bob couldn’t help but laugh, thinking, “Well, at least she didn't leave me for chemistry; they clearly don’t have any together!”