Question

TheM: OUR ENGINE HAS BLOWN OUT!!!!
Me: I really need to fix that. I got an autopilot system, hold on!
Me: *ties a rope around the controls*
Them: AUTOPILOT?! THATS JUST A ROPE!!!!
Me: Yup, everybody, while i'm gone, ROPE is in charge.
Me: *five minutes later, hanging by my legs from the engine while repairig it, when i get bumped off*
Them: *breaks the rope and steers the plane under me so i land in the cockpit*
Me: Nice job, rope, i knew i could count on you!
Them: Actually, I saved you.
Me: ROPE, YOU LIED TO ME!!!!

Answer 1

Them: What are you talking about? It’s not like the rope has a mind of its own!

Me: *glaring at the rope* Or does it?

Them: *rolls eyes* Look, let’s focus on landing this plane first.

Me: Fine, but if the rope starts suggesting flight maneuvers, I’m outta here!

Them: *pulls lever* Alright, just make sure you keep an eye on it.

Me: *glances nervously at the rope* Look, if you start spinning in circles, I’m cutting you!

Rope: *holds steady*

Them: Yeah, I don’t think that’s how it works...

Me: *sighs* Just let me fix the engine before I end up arguing with a piece of string!