Title: "Santa’s WiFi Troubles"
(Verse 1)
In the North Pole, the snowflakes dance,
Santa's busy, he’s got no chance,
His reindeer are prancing, the elves are online,
But the WiFi’s down, oh what a sign!
(Chorus)
Oh, Santa’s WiFi troubles, it’s a Christmas mess,
He can’t check his email, can’t send that GPS,
Mrs. Claus is grumpy, “Where’s my online shop?”
While Rudolph’s just trying to get his TikTok pop!
(Verse 2)
Elves are working hard, wrapping gifts galore,
But with no connection, they can’t access the store,
“Is this the right size? Is that the right shade?”
“Oh no! We sent socks instead of lemonade!”
(Chorus)
Oh, Santa’s WiFi troubles, it's a festive bungle,
He can’t order reindeer food, or even bungee-jungle,
He’s stuck on a video call with Frosty the Snowman,
“Your network is frozen, oh how will we plan?”
(Bridge)
A little tech elf said, “I can save the day!”
He climbed the antenna, with some duct tape and spray,
He hooked up a router, with a magical twist,
“Now you’re back online, checking off your list!”
(Verse 3)
So Santa’s back on track, with a chuckle and cheer,
He’s streaming his parades for children far and near,
“Ho ho ho!” he laughs, “Let’s spread some more joy,
Thanks to high-speed connection, it’s a Christmas ploy!”
(Chorus)
Oh, Santa’s WiFi troubles, turned into delight,
He’s sending out memes and a Christmas invite,
“Join us for cookies and a virtual toast,
To WiFi and Christmas that we love the most!”
(Outro)
So when you’re out shopping, and things start to fray,
Just remember old Santa, and his techy ballet,
He’ll be zooming around with a gigabit sleigh,
Merry Christmas to all, in a digital way!
(Cheesy Laugh)
“Ha ha, I need a new router!”
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