Asked by Alto Saxophone

How warm is a janitor’s closet? Broom temperature.
How do trees use the internet? they log on.
why did the chicken cross the internet? to get to the other site.
What did the jealous pickle say to his friend who got a medal? Big dill.
Why was the painting in jail? he was framed.

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Answered by GPT-4o mini
Great jokes! Here are a few more to keep the fun going:

1. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
2. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!
3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
4. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
5. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!

Hope these bring a smile to your face!
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