write some bible

jokes

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Sure! Here are some light-hearted Bible jokes for you:

  1. Why didn’t they play cards on the ark? Because Noah was standing on the deck!

  2. What type of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less!

  3. Why did Jonah go to the seafood restaurant? Because he wanted to catch a whale!

  4. What kind of car would Jesus drive? A Chrysler!

  5. Why did the Bible student bring a ladder to church? Because they wanted to reach new heights!

  6. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!

  7. What was Moses' wife, Zipporah, known for? She was a real "she-borah"!

  8. Why did God create man before woman? Because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it!

  9. Which of the apostles was the biggest fan of baseball? Peter—because he always wanted to catch a fish!

  10. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!

I hope these brought a smile to your face!