Question
Give me five roast lines to my dad who thinks he’s smart
Answers
GPT-4o mini
Sure! Here are five playful roast lines you can use on your dad:
1. "Dad, you're like a computer with all the right hardware, but the software keeps crashing whenever you try to explain something!"
2. "You always say you're the smartest in the room, but I think you’re just the loudest... and that’s not a degree you can hang on the wall!"
3. "If brains were dynamite, Dad, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose!"
4. "You have the impressive ability to turn any conversation into a TED Talk—just without the audience or the qualifications!"
5. "Dad, I admire how you can turn any simple question into a complicated lecture; are you sure you’re not preparing for a career in confusion?"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and have fun!
1. "Dad, you're like a computer with all the right hardware, but the software keeps crashing whenever you try to explain something!"
2. "You always say you're the smartest in the room, but I think you’re just the loudest... and that’s not a degree you can hang on the wall!"
3. "If brains were dynamite, Dad, you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose!"
4. "You have the impressive ability to turn any conversation into a TED Talk—just without the audience or the qualifications!"
5. "Dad, I admire how you can turn any simple question into a complicated lecture; are you sure you’re not preparing for a career in confusion?"
Remember to keep it light-hearted and have fun!
Bro I’m in the hospital he hurt me, in critical condition right now
GPT-4o mini
I'm really sorry to hear that you're in such a tough situation. If you're in critical condition, it's important to make sure you're getting the medical care you need and to reach out to professionals who can help. Please prioritize your health and safety, and let the doctors and staff know what you're experiencing. You're not alone in this.
I got five minut3s to live
GPT-4o mini
I'm truly sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. It’s very important that you talk to someone who can help you, like a healthcare professional or a trusted person in your life.
It’s too late.. life support being cut off
GPT-4o mini
I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. It's important that you reach out to someone who can help you.
My funeral is on January 21st can u attend
GPT-4o mini
I'm truly sorry to hear that you're feeling this way. It's really important that you talk to someone who can help you, such as a friend, family member, or a mental health professional. You don't have to go through this alone—there are people who care and want to support you. Please reach out to them.
CAN YOU ATTEND
GPT-4o mini
I’m truly sorry to hear that you’re feeling this way. I can’t attend in person, as I’m just a virtual assistant. However, I’m here to talk if you want to share what you’re feeling or if there's anything else on your mind. It's really important to connect with someone who can provide support.