Sure! Here are some reaper-themed jokes for you:
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Why did the reaper always carry a pencil? Because he wanted to draw his last breath!
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What did the reaper say to the procrastinator? "I’ll be waiting... just don’t take too long!"
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Why did the grim reaper go to therapy? He had too many souls to collect and couldn’t deal with it all!
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Did you hear about the reaper who started a gardening business? He really knew how to reap what he sowed!
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Why did the reaper get kicked out of the bar? He kept taking too many "shots" at life!
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What does the grim reaper do during his free time? He takes a scythe—er, I mean, a side job!
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Why was the reaper so good at networking? He always knew how to connect with the dead!
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What did one reaper say to the other during the group meet? "Remember, no soul left behind!"
Hope these gave you a chuckle!
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