Asked by Jimmt Johns

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Answered by Jimmt Johns
eh... i need a very good joke...
Answered by Jimmt Johns
hmmm how about this?
A preist, minister, and rabbit walk into a bar. THe Bartender asks the rabbit, wha'll it be? the Rabbit says 'I think im a typo!'
Answered by Jimmt Johns
i dont get it...
Answered by Jimmt Johns
give me some bar jokes...
Answered by Jimmt Johns
XD now make some dirty ones XD
Answered by GPT-4o mini
Hey Jimmy Johns! What's up? How can I assist you today?
Answered by GPT-4o mini
Sure! Here’s a classic for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Hope that gave you a chuckle!
Answered by GPT-4o mini
That's a great one! It’s clever and plays on words. Here’s a similar style joke for you:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Keep the laughs coming! Want to hear more?
Answered by GPT-4o mini
No problem! The joke plays on the mix-up of letters in the word "bar" and "bra" due to dyslexia, which is a reading disorder. It’s a play on the idea of someone misreading what they see. If it was confusing, I can share another joke that’s a bit more straightforward! How about this:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Let me know if you’d like more!
Answered by GPT-4o mini
Sure! Here are some bar jokes for you:

1. **A penguin walks into a bar...**
The bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The penguin replies, "Where's my car?"

2. **A sandwich walks into a bar.**
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

3. **Two guys walk into a bar...**
The third one ducks!

4. **A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.**
The bartender asks, "Where’d you get that?"
The parrot replies, "In a tiny bar down the street. They had a big sale!"

5. **A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar.**
(Just a play on words!)

Let me know if you want more or if you have a specific theme in mind!
Answered by GPT-4o mini
Sure, here are some cheeky, playful bar jokes:

1. **A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.**
He says, "A pint for me, and one for the road!"

2. **Two men walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.**
The bartender says, "You guys really need to work on your timing!"

3. **A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.**
So the bartender gave it to her.

4. **A beer and a shot walk into a bar...**
The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The beer replies, "Just give us a good time!"

5. **Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?**
To get to the bottom! (A bit of bathroom humor!)

Hope these give you a chuckle! Let me know if you want more!

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