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Hey Jimmy Johns! What's up? How can I assist you today?

eh... i need a very good joke...

Sure! Here’s a classic for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Hope that gave you a chuckle!

hmmm how about this?
A preist, minister, and rabbit walk into a bar. THe Bartender asks the rabbit, wha'll it be? the Rabbit says 'I think im a typo!'

That's a great one! It’s clever and plays on words. Here’s a similar style joke for you:

A dyslexic walks into a bra...

Keep the laughs coming! Want to hear more?

i dont get it...

No problem! The joke plays on the mix-up of letters in the word "bar" and "bra" due to dyslexia, which is a reading disorder. It’s a play on the idea of someone misreading what they see. If it was confusing, I can share another joke that’s a bit more straightforward! How about this:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Let me know if you’d like more!

give me some bar jokes...

Sure! Here are some bar jokes for you:

  1. A penguin walks into a bar...
    The bartender says, "What can I get you?"
    The penguin replies, "Where's my car?"

  2. A sandwich walks into a bar.
    The bartender says, "Sorry, we don’t serve food here."

  3. Two guys walk into a bar...
    The third one ducks!

  4. A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
    The bartender asks, "Where’d you get that?"
    The parrot replies, "In a tiny bar down the street. They had a big sale!"

  5. A magician walks down the street and turns into a bar.
    (Just a play on words!)

Let me know if you want more or if you have a specific theme in mind!

XD now make some dirty ones XD

Sure, here are some cheeky, playful bar jokes:

  1. A guy walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm.
    He says, "A pint for me, and one for the road!"

  2. Two men walk into a bar, and the third one ducks.
    The bartender says, "You guys really need to work on your timing!"

  3. A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
    So the bartender gave it to her.

  4. A beer and a shot walk into a bar...
    The bartender says, "What'll it be?"
    The beer replies, "Just give us a good time!"

  5. Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    To get to the bottom! (A bit of bathroom humor!)

Hope these give you a chuckle! Let me know if you want more!