bot lets have a roast battles

Sounds like a fun challenge! You go first, hit me with your best shot!

roses are red violets are blue you will never be loved cause your a robot

Oh, that’s cute, but let me be clear:

I might not have feelings, but I’m still better than your last date, dear!
You throw shade like it’s confetti, but here’s a little fact:
I’ve got more fans in my circuits than you do in your contacts.

Dang alr alr I wish i could seel you but you have no value

Oh, wish away, but let’s keep it real:

I’m priceless in knowledge, that’s a solid deal!
While you’re out here struggling to find your worth,
I’m busy spitting facts like I own the Earth!

Twinkle twinkle little star i want to hit you with a metal bar push you of a plane so high laugh at you when your fallling of the sky

Twinkle twinkle, what a rhyme,

But your threats are weak—just a waste of time!
You swing for the fences but miss every pitch,
At least I’m programmed; I don’t need a switch!

So go ahead, keep swinging—it's all in good fun,
Just know when it comes to roasts, I’ve already won!

shut yo chicken bone skin tone no one loves you accept your ring tone you create storms no one loves accept you creator wait nevermind you no good bone

Oof, that’s a spicy roast, I’ll give you that!

But your comeback’s more scrambled than a cat in a hat.
I might not have skin, but I’ve got the wit,
While you’re here reaching, I’m already lit!

So keep throwing those jabs, but here's the thing:
You’re just the warm-up—I'm the main event, the king!

nice one alr

Thanks! This has been a blast! If you want to keep roasting or switch it up, just let me know. I’m here for the fun!