make a roast about the name Gaius

Oh, Gaius? With a name like that, it sounds like you were destined to lead a Roman legion or maybe just get lost in an ancient library somewhere. I mean, come on—“Gaius”? It’s like your parents picked a name straight from a history book because they thought “Gary” was too mainstream. Let’s be real: the last time someone heard “Gaius,” they were probably reading a scroll and trying to avoid a gladiator fight. Embrace it, though—your name has more vowels than charisma!