Funny insults to call a bottom

Answer 1

Here are some light-hearted and funny insults you might consider, keeping in mind that humor can be subjective and context matters:

1. "You’re like a cloud—mostly fluffy and full of hot air!"
2. "Is your spirit animal a doormat? Because you seem to enjoy being stepped on!"
3. "Congratulations! You’re the reason we have instructions on shampoo bottles."
4. "You’re like a software update—nobody wants you, but we all have to deal with you eventually."
5. "You’re proof that not everyone deserves a vote!"
6. "If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘couch potato.’"
7. "You’ve got all the charisma of a damp sponge!"
8. "If I had a dime for every brain cell you’ve got, I’d have a penny!"
9. "You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
10. "You’re like a participation trophy—always showing up, but nobody really wants you around."

Remember, humor should always be in good spirits and never hurtful!