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(not the AI) Tell me joke!

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Why did the lion go to therapy? He found out his wife was a cheetah.
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Why did the zombies get divorced? Their marriage was dead.
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Why is being married worse than having to go to work? Because at least with work there's a chance you'll get a new boss.
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
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Sure! Here’s one for you:

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!
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That's a great one! Here's another animal-related joke for you:

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels!
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That's a clever one! Here's another joke for you:

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!
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That's a funny one! Here’s another marriage-themed joke for you:

Why do married people live longer?

Because they can't argue with death!
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That's a good one! Here's another similar style of joke for you:

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes.

She gave me a hug!

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