knock knock

who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in there its cold out here

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That's a classic! Would you like to hear another joke or do something else?

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Great! Here’s another one for you:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

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knock knock
Who's there?
you want a you
you want a you who?
sure! i like chocolate milk. 😁

That's a fun twist! I love it! 😄 Here’s another one for you:

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!

Want to keep the jokes going or try something else?

going 5-10 more

Absolutely! Here we go:

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you and I miss you!

  2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Atch.
    Atch who?
    Bless you!

  3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Luke.
    Luke who?
    Luke at me, I’m a knock-knock joke!

  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

  5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Doris.
    Doris who?
    Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!

  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don't cry, it's just a joke!

  7. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up and answer the door!

  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome!

  9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Police.
    Police who?
    Police open the door, it’s freezing out here!

  10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cereal.
    Cereal who?
    Cereal-ously, let me in!

Hope you enjoyed those! Would you like to hear more or do something else?

20 more

Sure thing! Here are 20 more knock-knock jokes for you:

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Ketchup.
    Ketchup who?
    Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

  2. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Nuno.
    Nuno who?
    Nuno it’s a joke!

  3. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Al.
    Al who?
    Al give you a hug if you let me in!

  4. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Howard.
    Howard who?
    Howard you like to be outside in the cold?

  5. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Corn.
    Corn who?
    Corn you believe it? I’m here!

  6. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Butter.
    Butter who?
    Butter let me in before it gets too cold!

  7. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    You’re welcome again!

  8. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cargo.
    Cargo who?
    No, cargo vroom vroom!

  9. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Lettuce.
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce celebrate with some snacks!

  10. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Wise guy.
    Wise guy who?
    You know, wise guy!

  11. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Boo who?
    Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

  12. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Donut.
    Donut who?
    Donut forget to let me in!

  13. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Snow.
    Snow who?
    Snow use, I forgot my name!

  14. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Olive.
    Olive who?
    Olive you so much!

  15. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Tank.
    Tank who?
    Seriously, you’re welcome again!

  16. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes the police, open up!

  17. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    A little old lady.
    A little old lady who?
    I didn’t know you could yodel!

  18. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Aloha.
    Aloha who?
    Aloha from the other side!

  19. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Willie.
    Willie who?
    Willie you let me in?

  20. Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Harry.
    Harry who?
    Harry up, I’m cold out here!

I hope you got a good laugh! Let me know if you want more or if there’s something else you’d like to do!