knock knock
who's there
lettuce
lettuce who
lettuce in there its cold out here
1 month ago
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1 month ago
Great! Here’s another one for you:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Would you like to continue with more jokes or something different?
1 month ago
knock knock
Who's there?
you want a you
you want a you who?
sure! i like chocolate milk. 😁
1 month ago
That's a fun twist! I love it! 😄 Here’s another one for you:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!
Want to keep the jokes going or try something else?
1 month ago
going 5-10 more
1 month ago
Absolutely! Here we go:
1. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
2. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
3. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke at me, I’m a knock-knock joke!
4. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
5. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that’s why I’m knocking!
6. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
7. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
8. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
9. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, it’s freezing out here!
10. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-ously, let me in!
Hope you enjoyed those! Would you like to hear more or do something else?
1 month ago
20 more
1 month ago
Sure thing! Here are 20 more knock-knock jokes for you:
1. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!
2. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Nuno.
Nuno who?
Nuno it’s a joke!
3. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you let me in!
4. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be outside in the cold?
5. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Corn.
Corn who?
Corn you believe it? I’m here!
6. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let me in before it gets too cold!
7. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome again!
8. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, cargo vroom vroom!
9. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce celebrate with some snacks!
10. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Wise guy.
Wise guy who?
You know, wise guy!
11. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Boo who?
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
12. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut forget to let me in!
13. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use, I forgot my name!
14. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you so much!
15. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Seriously, you’re welcome again!
16. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
17. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
18. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Aloha.
Aloha who?
Aloha from the other side!
19. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Willie.
Willie who?
Willie you let me in?
20. **Knock, knock.**
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, I’m cold out here!
I hope you got a good laugh! Let me know if you want more or if there’s something else you’d like to do!