"Uiteindelik," sê die vryskutjoernalis aan 'n vriend, "het ek iets geskryf wat enige tydskrif onmiddellik sal aanvaar!"

Question

"En wat is dit?"
"'n Tjek vir 'n volle jaar se intekengeld."
translate the above into english

Answer 1

"Finally," says the freelance journalist to a friend, "I've written something that any magazine will immediately accept!"
"And what is it?"
"A check for a full year's subscription fee."