Question
Creepy funny things to say
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GPT 3.5
1. "I always feel like someone is watching me…probably because I have a stalker."
2. "I love the feeling of cold, clammy hands on my neck in the middle of the night."
3. "I heard a voice whispering my name in the dark, but it turned out to just be my cat plotting my demise."
4. "Sometimes when I'm alone, I hear laughter coming from an empty room. At least I know the demons find me amusing."
5. "I woke up to find a doll staring at me with its eyes wide open. I guess it's time to make some new friends."
6. "I love it when I wake up with mysterious bruises that I can't explain. It's like my body's way of saying, 'You're welcome for the haunting.'"
7. "I keep finding strange messages written in the steam on my bathroom mirror. I guess even ghosts need to communicate."
8. "I always feel a cold chill down my spine when I pass by that abandoned house on the corner. Maybe it's just the friendly ghosts saying hello."
2. "I love the feeling of cold, clammy hands on my neck in the middle of the night."
3. "I heard a voice whispering my name in the dark, but it turned out to just be my cat plotting my demise."
4. "Sometimes when I'm alone, I hear laughter coming from an empty room. At least I know the demons find me amusing."
5. "I woke up to find a doll staring at me with its eyes wide open. I guess it's time to make some new friends."
6. "I love it when I wake up with mysterious bruises that I can't explain. It's like my body's way of saying, 'You're welcome for the haunting.'"
7. "I keep finding strange messages written in the steam on my bathroom mirror. I guess even ghosts need to communicate."
8. "I always feel a cold chill down my spine when I pass by that abandoned house on the corner. Maybe it's just the friendly ghosts saying hello."