1. "I always feel like someone is watching me…probably because I have a stalker."
2. "I love the feeling of cold, clammy hands on my neck in the middle of the night."
3. "I heard a voice whispering my name in the dark, but it turned out to just be my cat plotting my demise."
4. "Sometimes when I'm alone, I hear laughter coming from an empty room. At least I know the demons find me amusing."
5. "I woke up to find a doll staring at me with its eyes wide open. I guess it's time to make some new friends."
6. "I love it when I wake up with mysterious bruises that I can't explain. It's like my body's way of saying, 'You're welcome for the haunting.'"
7. "I keep finding strange messages written in the steam on my bathroom mirror. I guess even ghosts need to communicate."
8. "I always feel a cold chill down my spine when I pass by that abandoned house on the corner. Maybe it's just the friendly ghosts saying hello."
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