write a script for me hating my brother

Answer 1

Title: Sibling Rivalry

[Setting: A living room with two brothers, Mike and John, sitting opposite each other]

Mike: [Irritated] Ugh, I can't stand you, John.

John: [Confused] What? What did I do now?

Mike: Everything! You're always taking my stuff without asking, you never clean up after yourself, and you never show me any respect.

John: [Defensive] I do too clean up after myself! And I try to show you respect, but you're always so mean to me.

Mike: [Disbelieving] Mean to you? Are you kidding me? You're the one who's always getting on my nerves with your constant whining and complaining.

John: [Angry] Well, maybe if you weren't such a control freak, I wouldn't have to complain all the time!

Mike: [Sarcastic] Oh, excuse me for wanting things done right for once. Maybe if you weren't such a lazy slob, we wouldn't be having this argument.

John: [Frustrated] You know what, forget it. I'm done trying to be friends with you. You're impossible to please.

Mike: [Scoffing] Like I care. I'd be perfectly happy never speaking to you again.

[Silence as both brothers stare at each other in anger]

[End scene]