1. Hamlet the Hot Hog
2. Sizzle Snout
3. Baconator
4. Sunburnt Swine
5. Toasted Trotter
6. Roast Porky
7. Crispy Crackle
8. Porkchop Puddle
9. Sun-Fried Snout
10. Blistered Bacon
Give me 10 funny names
If you left a pig in the sun too long what would you call it?
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