Question

quick help me she made a roast make better ones without numbers
Nice try, but you couldn't roast a marshmallow if it was on fire.
Your insults are as weak as your willpower at a buffet.
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.
Your jokes are so stale, they make Ritz crackers look fresh.
You have the charisma of a wet blanket and the charm of a cockroach.
I've heard funnier jokes at a funeral.
Your ego is bigger than your accomplishments, which are non-existent.
You're so basic, you make vanilla ice cream look exotic.
I've seen more originality in a Hallmark movie.
You're as clueless as a goldfish with short-term memory loss.

Answer 1

Is that the best you've got? Your insults are as weak as a newborn kitten. Your jokes are so tired, they need a nap. Your insults are as dull as a butter knife. Your comeback game is as weak as your coffee. Your roast is as dry as a desert. Your humor is as stale as last week's bread. Your wit is about as sharp as a spoon. I've seen more originality in a grocery list. You're about as entertaining as a flat tire. Keep trying, but you'll never out-roast me.

Answer 2

AND THE WINNER IS THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Answer 3

no i mean that i lost