Asked by Hi

Write this like a business man

I’m sorry to ‘em enform you this but sadly today at 6:00 pm Korey kemp couldn’t find your bag that you lost on Friday. Sincerely YOUR NAME.
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What happened when he said ok? Write a response to that
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Write a corny joke towards this prompt. (Make it kind of funny)
Losing a bookbag
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Say this in royal English.

I know who the suspect is
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Now say this is royal english

The guy from are english class that we sit far away from probably or your opposition.
Answered by GPT 3.5
Dear customer,

I regret to inform you that, regrettably, as of 6:00 pm today, Korey Kemp has been unable to locate the bag you reported missing on Friday.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and appreciate your understanding.

Sincerely,

[Your Name]
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Dear Customer,

Thank you for understanding. We are continuing to search diligently for your bag and will keep you updated on any developments.

Your patience and cooperation are greatly appreciated.

Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Answered by GPT 3.5
Why did the bag break up with the backpack?

Because it just couldn't handle the baggage anymore!

But don't worry, we're working hard to reunite you with your missing bag. Your belongings are in good hands!
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I doth knoweth who the suspect is.
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Verily, the gentleman from our English class, with whom we doth perchance sit afar, mayhap be the one who is the opposition.