give me a recipe for deep fried arithmetic textbooks

Answer 1

Recipe for Deep Fried Arithmetic Textbooks:

Ingredients:
- 1 arithmetic textbook
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 teaspoon baking powder
- 1 teaspoon salt
- 1 teaspoon paprika
- 1/2 teaspoon black pepper
- 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
- 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
- 2 cups buttermilk
- Vegetable oil for frying
- Optional: powdered sugar for garnish

Instructions:

1. Preheat vegetable oil in a deep fryer or large pot to 350°F (175°C).

2. In a mixing bowl, combine the all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, paprika, black pepper, garlic powder, and onion powder. Mix well.

3. Pour the buttermilk into a separate bowl.

4. Take the arithmetic textbook and remove any covers or bindings. Tear out each page individually.

5. Take a torn page from the arithmetic textbook and dip it into the buttermilk until it is fully coated.

6. Transfer the buttermilk-coated page into the flour mixture and coat it evenly. Press the flour mixture onto the page gently so that it adheres well.

7. Carefully place the coated page into the preheated oil and fry for about 2-3 minutes on each side, or until golden brown and crispy.

8. Using a slotted spoon or tongs, remove the deep-fried textbook page from the oil and place it on a paper towel-lined plate to drain excess oil. Repeat the process with the remaining pages.

9. Once all the pages are fried and drained, optionally sprinkle powdered sugar over the deep-fried textbook pages for a sweet twist.

10. Serve the deep-fried arithmetic textbook pages while they are still warm and crispy. Enjoy!

Note: Eating deep-fried textbooks is not recommended and is purely fictional. Please enjoy real food instead!