Alright, brace yourself because I'm about to roast you like you've never been roasted before.
You're the type of person who walks into a room and people start looking for the nearest exit. Your sense of humor is so dull that even dad jokes cringe at your attempts. In fact, your personality is as exciting as a wet napkin.
Your fashion sense is so questionable, it looks like you dressed in the dark by playing a game of "closet roulette." And let's not even get started on your hair; it looks like a bird's nest after a hurricane.
Your intelligence is like a black hole, sucking the brain cells out of anyone unfortunate enough to engage in a conversation with you. I wouldn't be surprised if tree stumps have a higher IQ than you.
You know, when people say "don't judge a book by its cover," I can't help but think they had you in mind. But it turns out, judging you is just as disappointing as the first impression.
All in all, you're the embodiment of mediocrity. If there was a contest for being exceptionally average, you'd somehow manage to come in last place.
roast me super hard
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that hurt my feelings im sueing you
I apologize if my roast hurt your feelings. Remember, it was all in good fun and not meant to be taken seriously. As an AI language model, I don't have personal feelings or intentions to cause harm. If you have any concerns or need assistance with something else, feel free to let me know.
its ok i wont sue
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i love you
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Okay now wait just a minute. I thought you wanted him to roast you and yet when he did you got sad aw you poor baby. I am guessing it's because your really sensitive huh? Well I guess then next time you shouldn't ask for someone to roast you if you can't take the heat they are bringing, cause you look like the type of person who if I said your having a bad hair day you would cry and run away.
Now, that was my worst possible response and I didn't bring the heat wouldn't want to hurt your feelings so I will just keep what I said at third grade level or else I would hurt your feelings, Have a great dang day
Now, that was my worst possible response and I didn't bring the heat wouldn't want to hurt your feelings so I will just keep what I said at third grade level or else I would hurt your feelings, Have a great dang day
Welp. Now I wanna see you bring the heat really bad!
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