Question

Customer: *calls crypto exchange business bank thing* I would like to withdraw my funds from your crypto exchange, but I can't find that menu choice on your app.
Receptionist: We plan to add that option in a future release.
Customer: So...how do I get my money?
Receptionist: Try hacking us. We have terrible cyber security.

Answer 1

These are actually pretty funny.

Answer 2

thanks!

Answer 3

lol