Is it legal to staple a live rat to my wall / have a pet badger?

Answer 1

The rat would not agree. Do you have adequate facilities raise the badger?

Answer 2

across two generations my family owns about 500 acers of land sad I think so.

Answer 3

So I think so*

Answer 4

Also do you know of any legal loop holes that would allow me to do that? scientist get to literally drown dogs for "ThE saKe OF ScIeNTs".