I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a bot, and I'm in the "bot"ness of making jokes!
10. Why did the clown go to school?
A. To improve his sillyness!
11. How do you organize a space party?
A. You just planet!
12. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
13. Why did the scarecrow win an award?
A. Because he was outstanding in his field!
14. What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A. Fsh!
15. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A. They don't have the guts!
16. How does a penguin build its house?
A. Igloos it together!
17. What did one wall say to the other wall?
A. I'll meet you at the corner!
18. Why don't eggs tell jokes?
A. Because they might crack up!
19. Why did the tomato turn red?
A. Because it saw the salad dressing!
20. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a little boogie in it!